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Cosa può fare una donna quando il proprio uomo è contagiato dalla Wii mania?

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Come ben saprete (c’è Panariello che smarona l’anima a tutti ovunque) è da poco uscita la nuova console Nintendo WII. Il punto di forza della console è il controller wireless (chiamato anche wiimote o free hand controller), che permette di avere un’interazione più “movimentata” con i videogames. Ma sarà tutto oro quello che luccica? Sembra infatti che sto benedetto wiimote stia causando un po’di problemi. Read it all..

Actual UNIX commands and responses…

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% got a light?
No match.

% sleep with me
bad character

% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% make ‘heads or tails of all this’
Make: Don’t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.

% make sense
Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.

% make mistake
Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop.

% make bottle.open
Make: Don’t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

% make light
Make: Don’t know how to make light. Stop.

% date me
You are not superuser: date not set

% man rear
No manual entry for rear.

% [Where is Chandra Levy?
Missing ]

% “How does Gary Condit rate as a liar?
Unmatched ”

% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )’s.

% * How would you describe Bill Clinton
*: Ambiguous.

% %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.

% “How would you rate Reagan’s senility?
Unmatched “.